Q.What did the drummer get on his I.Q test?
A. Drool.
Q.What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
Q.What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A. a drummer
Q. How can you tell if the stage is level?
A. drool will be coming out both sides of the drummer’s mouth.
Q. What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked out of the band?
A. Hey guys, I wrote a song!
Q. Why does a band need a bassist?
A. to translate for the drummer.
Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 6. One to change the light bulb, and 4 to talk about how Neil Peart could have done it better.
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